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The new NCC-1701D-style flagship and spiritual successor to the webcomics Caffeinated and C.O.M.I.C., Memoirs of a Dateless Loser was born from a drunken three-way between a series of failed romantic endeavours, a desire to resume making comic strips after a three-year hiatus, and a serendipitous hearing of Reel Big Fish’s Dateless Loser while wondering ‘What the Hell am I going to do with my life?’.

Memoirs of a Dateless Loser is a comic blog recording moments in my life, trying to take a humorous view of them, and then opening that information up to the world so they can laugh at me too.

Think of it as trying to ‘own’ a moment of stupidity. After all, in a world like today you learn to either laugh, or you end up dying of dehydration due to excessive fluid loss via the tear ducts.

Feigning anonymity, our hero’s name is Gehndo. All other character names have been changed to preserve the privacy of their inspirations. Except in the cases of where they’re not.

Click below to start reading.

 

Archive:

Volume 1

100. Deuce

99. General Decree

98. Name Drop

97. Donkey Vote

96. Heart Attack

95. Stuffing

94. A Plague of Moths

93. Suit Up

92. Switched On

91. Queue Etiquette

90. Salesmanship

89. Bottle Episode

INTERMISSION: Sketches 4

INTERMISSION: Sketches 3

INTERMISSION: Sketches 2

INTERMISSION: Sketches 1

88. The Pit

87. Mana Found

86. Mana Gone

85. Will No-One Think of the Hipsters?

84. Old Dogs: Part 3

83. Old Dogs: Part 2

82. Old Dogs: Part 1

81. Seasonal Change

80. Evolution

79. Spicy Conversation

78. Beginnings

77. Reversion

76. The Key

75. Flavour Country

74. Pokémon: Poison Types

73. Satisfaction

72. Behind the 8-Ball

71. Hairlander

70. Aussies on Tour: Mistaken Identity

69. Aussies on Tour: Coincidence

68. Aussies on Tour: International License

67. Table for One

66. The Girl Next Door

65. Keep Left

64. Tourists

63. Super Cute

62. Imminent Departure

61. Body Language

60. Stand Off

59. Gun Show

58. A Good Call

57. Excuses

56. I Do

55. Cutters Again

54. Etiquette

53. The Tell-tale Meow (Benji Returns)

52. Out in the Open

51. Support

50. Awkward

49. Uber-Protest

48. Geriatrics

47. Two’s Company

46. Benji Part 3

45. Benji Part 2

44. Benji Part 1

43. Misnomer

42. Clucky

41. Fished Out

40. Conventional

39. Flirtatious

38. Upgrades

37. The Thaw

36. Distractions

35. Cutters Redux

34. Dealers: Part 2

33. Dealers: Part 1

32. Feeling the Burn

31. Culinary Expectations

30. Universal

29. Unprecedented

28. Stinking

27. Regeneration

INTERMISSION: Intervention

26. Eulogy

25. Lexicon

24. For The Last Time

23. Meta

22. Incidental

21. Vibrancy

20. Reflected

19. Priorities

18. Authoritah

17. Revisitation

16. Preference

15. Vindication

14. Fugue

13. Attendance

12. Deferred

11. Assistance

10. Creep

9. Squee-juice

8. Cougar Candy

7. Catnap

6. Jessie’s Girl

5. Karma

4. Cutters

3. PAX AUS

2. Distraction

1. Bah!

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