A week ago I caught myself trying to impress a girl at a DVD store by mentioning several television celebrities who I’ve met in the past. She was incredibly envious.

This led to nothing.

A few days ago I found myself doing it again.

I’m not sure why my subconscious is name-dropping nerdy celebrities in an attempt to impress women, but I’m pretty sure it’s not going to achieve the outcome my sleeping-mind is hoping for.

-TM