Didn’t have time for a long, elaborate comic, but that turned out to be just as well. It was a terrifying vision. A girl who, I believe quite literally, was wearing pants HALF HER SIZE. A potato on toothpicks was the image that came to mind. It seemed that simply because she could, through some terrible miracle, compress her legs, as a snake compresses it’s ribcage, to a point where she can shimmy her over-ripe thighs into denim whose tensile strength would put kevlar to shame, she thought it was quite appropriate to do so.

I know this probably sounds incredibly rude, but in all honesty half her arse was drooping over the lip of her jeans. It was not a pleasant sight.