Here is this weeks comic: “A Standing Ovation (Arse)”!

For those of you who don’t know, I received a last minute (I had about an hour to spare) invitation to see the Mary Poppins stage show. For the record, it was great. A fantastic show. Save for one element.

There was someone sitting in front of me who was quite enthusiastic about the performance, frequently pointed out when Mary appeared on stage, and, unfortunately, happened to have his pants halfway down his arse — sans underwear — when he stood up for the intermission.

I, and the two girls sitting either side of me, caught quite an eyeful. An unpleasant eyeful.

I’ve never seen so much hair.

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